it's godzilla!

I’m a fan of self-aware bathrooms that destroy themselves in fits of existential despair.

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dalecuntistrano asked: Okay Colin, remember me? you didnt laugh at my jokes D:<
Well, I got one for you now.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?

nothing. they like to eat out.

omfg this

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Parents out?

socks: ✓
underwear: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
loud dance music: ✓

Houston, the party has landed.

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I went to the dentist today

After about three minutes of scrape scrape scrape this comic came to mind.

When she was done I brought up this comic and showed her on my phone. I think she was amused and appalled at the same time.

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open facebook
ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
close facebook

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thatzafckinrainbow:

skullcandy:

thinkinphotographs:(via goldenrainbows)

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(via mossfull)

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Things I will do once I’m 18:

Sign up for PlayStation Home (FINALLY)
Send application to Ford Modeling (Noah, hey Noah, I blame you for putting this idea in my head)
Enter giveaways and contests for gadgets on Engadget and Gizmodo (I WANT A NEXUS ONE)
Maybe go clubbing (if I’m in town and someone forces me; I’m looking at you, Riddleberger)

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kevinnuut asked: http://www.tumblr.com/directory/weird It is past the first show amount, but it's there. If you can get another person to recommend you it should bump near the top. Yah, the divide by zero got me good.

Hey people, recommend me for the “weird” category and I promise I won’t blend your firstborn babies into delicious smoothies.

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