it's godzilla!

Parents out?

socks: ✓ underwear: ✓ sunglasses: ✓ loud dance music: ✓ Houston, the party has landed.

I went to the dentist today

After about three minutes of scrape scrape scrape this comic came to mind. When she was done I...

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Things I will do once I'm 18:

Sign up for PlayStation Home (FINALLY) Send application to Ford Modeling (Noah, hey Noah, I...

fondling: (via eugene suo-me) I might cry. This is so...

This is my senior quote.

and for Avery

oh oh GUESS WHAT lose three followers post...

MIT's admissions decisions go online on...

That’s pi day. 3/14 1:59 3.14159

Look what I just got in the mail. MAH PITCHA’S ON DAH...

(via pfunkk) This. Also, I just got those sunglasses.

EMERGENCY PARTY

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lose two followers post self-portrait

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lost the part that connects camera to...

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About to watch Mean Girls for the first...

It’s on TBS at 12PM EST. I figured I’d go ahead and finally initiate myself into the...

I just found a label maker this was the first thing I did...

I would drop serious money on these if they existed. ...

First thing I thought when I saw Urban’s latest...

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(via neillarthur) Probably the best moment in 30 Rock ever.

Dear New Followers, I am the walrus.

applecocaine: deleteyourself: My kind of girl. I give...

loganjack: Oh what, like you don’t do this when no one’s...

neillarthur: (via map-the-seoul)

sooc

*fixed

kallimarie: nothingbuttime: (via dorkvader)

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If you’re an American, and you use any of these words...

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nickelcobalt: (via jhsmartly) I need to henna someday.

pessimism is great

It’s like this: Every day, you wake up expecting to get raped by a grizzly bear. If you...

ampersandampersand: ITC Manhattan THIS BLOG Thank you,...

me: I wish you hadn't worn those uggs today so I could use you as a model right now.
girl1: What's wrong with uggs!?
girl2: What's wrong with her uggs? I LOVE my uggs! I have one pair that is half crocs, too!
me: oh my god

(via icelandstockexchange) oh my god

Triangles? Pshaw.

It’s all about the squircle, yo.

emileemarie: burnbrighter: dwellingindisaster this is...

You were no help at all.

I’m going with AmericanApparel, thank you.

anthonydeloso: (via pie0) I’ve seen this.  And I...

That was an awful idea

Asking tumblr for beach-going advice, that is. You people don’t even go outside, much less to...

Well, I live in Florida.

And that means beach season is about two or three weeks away. I need a bathing suit.  I...

Know those annoying cars whose bass you...

My home speaker system is like that. Every window and door is rattling.

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deadashistory: (via ledger) GEN-FUCKING-GAR. Love it.

saturdayasusual: you had me at hasselblad (via manyfires)

chloeelise: annaszczekutowicz: lostatsea23: ::::::...

me: But I'm not a stalker.
me: I just admire your prowess at life from afar.

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Let's all make a blood pact

to name our children after Pokémon.

averyweisel: Colin: if you were blending babies, would you...

this exists, by the way

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formspring: how do you know xavier and avery? We had a threesome once and after it was over, Avery...

Emotions are a waste of time.

easteleventhst: But you need to be able to act like you feel emotion so people don’t think you are...