April 2008
Free Tibet!
– a passionate bumper sticker
Songbird—Get it →
Mom: I don't understand men.
Dad: I don't understand women.
Me: I don't understand people.
Out of boredom come beautiful and creative things.
– James Oliver
Pandora GP2X sounds like something Ben Heck once... →
Things that actually lead kids to drugs, alcohol,...
Friends
Sports
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School
Things that keep kids away from drugs, alcohol,...
Video Games
Television
Movies
Internet
It came from English class: Discussing Dante
Teacher: ...and so he'd have to repent to redeem himself from the fourth circle of hell.
Me: Do you read books and go, "we'll that dude's going to the second circle of hell"?
Teacher: Yeah, and sometimes when I'm talking to someone.
The wonders of English class
Student: *Stupid what-if question*
Teacher: Well, what if you fall off a cliff... And are holding onto a branch with your fingernails, and the only person around is a deranged manicurist?
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Rehab is for quitters
– Anonymous citizen with beer in hand