I broke her tailbone when I did!
What about your dad’s? (joke seriously guys)
right out, then i pooped on her! Miraculous.
I broke her rib so as defense by her body, the umbilical cord attacked me resulting in her having to birth me in the...
aww poor colinh’s mom D:
I don’t want to think about it though lol
I gave one of her ribs a hairline crack
WHAT NOW YOU C-SECTION BITCHES?
actually i was from an egg