I broke her tailbone when I did!
あ〜、ゴジラ!
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right out, then i pooped on her! Miraculous.
I broke her rib so as defense by her body, the umbilical cord attacked me resulting in her having to birth me in the...
aww poor colinh’s mom D:
I don’t want to think about it though lol
I gave one of her ribs a hairline crack
WHAT NOW YOU C-SECTION BITCHES?
actually i was from an egg
Ohmygod Colin you just created the most awkward moment ever.
c section, i didnt come out of no pussy k
I came out of my dad’s.
I came out normally…
ALMOST KILLED MYSELF, SO THEY HAD TO PRY ME OUT.
Actually I came out of my dads vagina.
generally this is how children are born
Woo! Good job, Colin.
came out backwards.